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UP AT A VILLA---DOWN IN THE CITYAS DISTINGUISHED BY AN ITALIAN PERSON OF QUALITY
Had I but plenty of money, money enough and to spare, The house for me, no doubt, were a house in the city-square; Ah, such a life, such a life, as one leads at the window there!
Something to see, by Bacchus, something to hear, at least! There, the whole day long, one`s life is a perfect feast; While up at a villa one lives, I maintain it, no more than a beast.
Well now, look at our villa! stuck like the horn of a bull Just on a mountain-edge as bare as the creature`s skull, Save a mere shag of a bush with hardly a leaf to pull! ---I scratch my own, sometimes, to see if the hair`s turned wool.
But the city, oh the city---the square with the houses! Why? They are stone-faced, white as a curd, there`s something to take the eye! Houses in four straight lines, not a single front awry; You watch who crosses and gossips, who saunters, who hurries by; Green blinds, as a matter of course, to draw when the sun gets high; And the shops with fanciful signs which are painted properly.
What of a villa? Though winter be over in March by rights, `Tis May perhaps ere the snow shall have withered well off the heights: You`ve the brown ploughed land before, where the oxen steam and wheeze, And the hills over-smoked behind by the faint grey olive-trees.
Is it better in May, I ask you? You`ve summer all at once; In a day he leaps complete with a few strong April suns. `Mid the sharp short emerald wheat, scarce risen three fingers well, The wild tulip, at end of its tube, blows out its great red bell Like a thin clear bubble of blood, for the children to pick and sell.
Is it ever hot in the square? There`s a fountain to spout and splash! In the shade it sings and springs; in the shine such foam-bows flash On the horses with curling fish-tails, that prance and paddle and pash Round the lady atop in her conch---fifty gazers do not abash, Though all that she wears is some weeds round her waist in a sort of sash.
All the year at the villa, nothing to see though you linger, Except yon cypress that points like a death`s lean lifted forefinger. Some think fireflies pretty, when they mix i` the corn and mingle, Or thrid the stinking hemp till the stalks of it seem a-tingle. Late August or early September, the stunning cicala is shrill, And the bees keep their tiresome whine round the resinous firs on the hill. Enough of the seasons,---I spare you the months of the fever and chill.
Ere you open your eyes in the city, the blessed church-bells begin: No sooner the bells leave off than the diligence rattles in: You get the pick of the news, and it costs you never a pin. By-and-by there`s the travelling doctor gives pills, lets blood, draws teeth; Or the Pulcinello-trumpet breaks up the market beneath. At the post-office such a scene-picture---the new play, piping hot! And a notice how, only this morning, three liberal thieves were shot. Above it, behold the Archbishop`s most fatherly of rebukes, And beneath, with his crown and his lion, some little new law of the Duke`s! Or a sonnet with flowery marge, to the Reverend Don So-and-so Who is Dante, Boccaccio, Petrarca, Saint Jerome and Cicero, ``And moreover,`` (the sonnet goes rhyming,) ``the skirts of Saint Paul has reached, ``Having preached us those six Lent-lectures more unctuous than ever he preached.`` Noon strikes,---here sweeps the procession! our Lady borne smiling and smart With a pink gauze gown all spangles, and seven swords stuck in her heart! _Bang-whang-whang_ goes the drum, _tootle-to-tootle_ the fife; No keeping one`s haunches still: it`s the greatest pleasure in life.
But bless you, it`s dear---it`s dear! fowls, wine, at double the rate. They have clapped a new tax upon salt, and what oil pays passing the gate It`s a horror to think of. And so, the villa for me, not the city! Beggars can scarcely be choosers: but still---ah, the pity, the pity! Look, two and two go the priests, then the monks with cowls and sandals, And the penitents dressed in white shirts, a-holding the yellow candles; One` he carries a flag up straight, and another a cross with handles, And the Duke`s guard brings up the rear, for the better prevention of scandals: _Bang-whang-whang_ goes the drum, _tootle-te-tootle_ the fife. Oh, a day in the city-square, there is no such pleasure in life! |